by Ed Da Head Toker

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June 16, 2009

LATE NIGHT JOKES

January 24, 2013 04:37 PM UTC

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Late Night Funny #1

Daniel Day-Lewis won a Golden Globe for playing Abraham Lincoln and Julianne Moore won for playing Sarah Palin. The foreign press realized that the greatest challenge for an actor in Hollywood is pretending to be a Republican.

Jay Leno

Late Night Funny #2

The Golden Globes last night had a lot of great moments. During Jodie Foster’s emotional speech she said she was gay, 50, and friends with Mel Gibson. Afterwards, her publicist told Jodie, ‘I’m going to need a raise.’

Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #3

An economist is suggesting that the U.S. Treasury mint a trillion-dollar coin and deposit it in the federal reserve – which is how ‘The Lord of the Rings’ starts, isn’t it?

Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #4

President Obama held the final press conference of his first term in office this morning, talking mostly about the debt ceiling. He announced if Congress doesn’t raise the debt ceiling America will go into default on its loans and we might have to say goodbye to Florida.

Jimmy Kimmel

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Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 24, 2013, 5:34pm UTC

Ha ha ha ha

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 25, 2013, 10:16pm UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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Bill's Spirit Jan 24, 2013, 6:10pm UTC

Cute ones

Thank you for sharing this with The Surreal Circus

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 25, 2013, 10:21pm UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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Beth J. Jan 24, 2013, 11:35pm UTC

Thanks for sharing on Getting to 3000 Together

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 25, 2013, 11:06pm UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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Barbara Boden Jan 25, 2013, 9:17am UTC

hehehe....... :-)

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 26, 2013, 1:28am UTC

koooool

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Cynthia C. Jan 25, 2013, 9:36am UTC

Thank you for sharing and posting to Sadies Points:)

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 26, 2013, 1:28am UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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SF girls c. Jan 25, 2013, 4:07pm UTC

lol

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 27, 2013, 5:47pm UTC

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Your very welcome.
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I really do appreciate that.

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Kenneth B. Jan 25, 2013, 8:57pm UTC

I could think of a few states to sell.

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 27, 2013, 6:31pm UTC

too bad the politicians we elect are also up for sale!

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Adelaide M. Jan 28, 2013, 7:53pm UTC

Thanks for posting to Point Taken. Have a great night!

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 29, 2013, 10:10pm UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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michele r. Feb 5, 2013, 9:56pm UTC

Thank you for posting to ~50~Views~R~US~

Ed Da Head Toker Feb 7, 2013, 6:33am UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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Len Maxwell Mar 10, 2013, 9:53pm UTC

I'm rather partial to the first one; that was really cool.

Ed Da Head Toker Mar 14, 2013, 2:32am UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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michele r. Mar 29, 2013, 2:20am UTC

Thanks for posting to ~50~Views~R~US!
Your content has reached over 50 views and will now be removed from the group!

Ed Da Head Toker Mar 31, 2013, 11:58am UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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